Saturday, September 10, 2005

Knock Knock.........

STATUATORY WARNING: This Post consists of Insane Ramblings and Broken and Half Thoughts!!!! Has the ability to drive the sane insane, or If you have a sense of Humor.... Die of Laughter(realizing that someone can actually ramble on and on and on This way)


Good Morning World.............Anybody there? So what happened to the exercise routine???? I did it for three days and now I have not done it for three.... :-) Each and everytime I get up in the morning walk around my room for a minute nd find the most comfortable place to be my bed......... And off I am back to la la world........ dreaming away..... Hey I have an excuse... I'm injured!!! For those who don know me; I AM THE MOST ACCIDENT PRONE PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!! So injury cannot be an excuse 'caus I am all the time!!!! :-) Ok ok, not to sound too gory or morbid........ Never anything major, Thank God...... But I keep bumping into things wherever I go.... So I'm getting back to it today!!!!!! No excuses!!!

So Why is the blog called Knock Knock....... wouldn't Knockout be a better title seeing the current content of the blog?

1:"Knock Knock?"
2:"Who's There?"
1:"Exterminator!!!"
2:"Who? And Why the Hell Here?"
(Where is Here? Ans: My Brain!!! :-))
1:"I need to get rid of the boredom that has taken hold of my brain!!!!!!!!"
2:"Ok dude come on In..........." :-)

The Effects Of Boredom:

Insomnia associated with people who work is replaced with log hours of Sleep!!
Eating a lot!!
Pestering people with forwards!!!
Watching a whole lot of TV!!!
Cell Phone, Landline and DSL bills Skyrocket
Feel guity of sitting around all the time doing nothing but too lazy to do anything about it!!
It's a vicious cycle!!!!

Ok, New resolution....... Actually get up in the morning ( I just hope it works, The weather is just so awsome, all i want to do continue sleeping), Actually Exercise, Learn how to bag the cat, otherwise it will MEOW for another year!!!!, Eat in decent but not abnormally large quantities... and try and do something productive(All though I still don't know what that is!!!)

Will My New Resolution Work?
I'll Let you Know!!! (Starting Tomorrow September 11th...... What a day to Start.. :-)....)

P.S : This Blog Was Created to Demostrate the effects of boredom on a human brain!!!!!!!


Ok, Now something really serious!!!!!!!

My prayers go out to the victims of Hurricane Katrina!

But, what is going on in USA!!!!! People want to Help in the relief efforts and all you do is make them sit on their buts and eat...... Woah....... RED TAPE!!!....... You have a dedicated relief agency which has continually been undermined, and now brought under the jurisdiction of another agency!!! Wokay!!! Why on earth does the Superpower need aid from all over the world to deal with the relief efforts in one corner of the country!!!
Piece de Resistance: India "a developing nation" refused aid during the Tsunami and was not even offered aid during the Mumbai Floods. But, sent 5 Million Dollars of aid and medicines to help the relief effort. Anyway that is not the point, the point is the aid should reach the people of Louisiana, even if it dosen't come from their own government, atleast other countries in the world are looking out for them!!! Corruption exsists all over the world, Dont't let it get in the way of disaster management atleast!!! It will still happen, but atleast a decent portion of the aid should reach those who need it!!! Well we don live in Eutopia, so all we can do is hope and pray that the survivors get all the help they need!!!


Ok....... That's Enough for Now........

Rahul...........

5 comments:

  1. Nice one Dude!1...to think u are blabbering is an overstatement. You have jus expressed the feelings of what a majority of the trainees from our batch feel!!

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  2. Hmmm... I never knew boredom could set off your patriotic instincts!!!

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  3. Anyway Darling.... had great time reading your blog...Laughed loads....

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  4. Weird as it may sound...u actually did make some sense on this one.

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  5. Wait a minute...the first 3 quarters is part of the same blog??? I take back my words...the last quarter is freak accident of nature that made it sound sensible and nothing like that will happen again till the earth's magnetic poles undergo their next flip.

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